Their Little Journals ch. 1

WARNING: some shounen-ai/yaoi involved
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Hana and Toumoku are 17 now, and a part of Akatsuki
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Hana lay in her bed, listening to the loud sounds next door in her brother's room.

She hated that him and Suigetsu were at it every night.

No, every night would be mercy. Those two were at it every second of every minute of every hour of the day. They would collapse on one another and say they had had enough, and then start back up again.

Hana felt the anger rising. She got off her bed and looked at her alarm clock.

6:42 am.

Hana walked over to the wall that seperated her room from her brother's. She brought her fist back and rammed it into the wall, running right through the stonework.

"Would you two stop it already!!?" She shouted and took her fist out of the good sized hole she had put in the wall.

And to her surprise, they stopped. There wasn't a sound out of the two for the whole rest of the night.

"Thank the gods..." She sighed with relief. Hana laid down on her bed again and closed her eyes, welcoming much needed sleep.

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Hana sighed happily and got out of her bed. She stretched as she stood and walked out of her room.

"Morning, Kisame-san." Hana hummed as she walked by.

"Morning, flower." Kisame answered as he ate some of his breakfast.

Hana leapt to the cabinets and brought down some dangos.

"Are you sure you should be eating those? They are Itachi's. And you know how protective he is about his dangos." Kisame worried.

"I don't really care at the moment!" Hana said happily.

"Hm, ok then." Kisame said and returned to his breakfast.

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Itachi sat up erectly, alert to everything.

"What is it, Itachi...un?" Deidara asked drearily.

"Someone....eating...dango...sense...TINGLING!!!!!!!!" Itachi shouted and leapt out of bed.

"..." Deidara said and stared after Itachi.

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Hana was just done eating her second dango when Itachi came running into the kitchen out of the blue. She sidestepped and let him crash to the ground.

"Rule #2 of the shinobi, never let your guard down. You taught me that yourself, weasel." Hana chuckled. She took the last dango she had and stuffed it in Itachi's mouth. "Something to help with that PMS."

"I do not have PMS!!" Itachi said around the dango.

"Whatever you say." Hana giggled and went into the lounge room. "Hey, mom. What's on?"

"If you don't want to watch soap operas then I propose you get the hell out." Konan replied.

"I don't mind. Have you seen Kitsune?" Hana asked.

"You wanted to keep a pet, you have to keep track of it." Konan growled. "Why are you so happy?"

"I managed to stop Suigetsu and Toumoku from having sex. Well, I stopped them at about 6 am but it still works."

"Hmm...that reminds me..." Konan said and stood up.

Hana picked up the remote and started flipping the channels.

Konan ran by with a video camera in hand and a half dressed Toumoku running after her.

"Dammit, mom! Stop putting that video camera in my room!!" The blue haired boy shouted.

Hana burst out laughing at her brother and fell over on the floor doing so.

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Dear Journal,

Today was soooo funny! Looks like mom got some footage of Suigetsu on top of Toumoku!! I'm gonna have to get her to give me one of the videos. Tonight's a short entry, I need sleep.

Hana finished with her Journal and listened to the sounds in her brother's room.

"Don't make me come in there!!" She shouted.

The noise stopped.

"Good." Hana sighed happily and got into bed.