Their Little Journals ch. 3

WARNING: sexual conversation and guyxguy
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Toumoku sat up and pushed Suigetsu off him.

"5 more minutes." Suigetsu mumbled in his sleep.

"Fucking fish boyfriend...idiot...makes my ass hurt." Toumoku growled and pulled some pants on. He walked out of his room and toward the kitchen.

"Dammit, Itachi, un! Konan asked me to make breakfest for the twins, not a fully grown, horny Uchiha, un!"

Toumoku entered the kitchen to find Itachi pinning Deidara to the kitchen table.

"I can uh...come back, if now's not a good time." Toumoku said as he cleared his throat.

"No! I was just making you and your siser breakfast, un. Until this horny mutt interrupted, un!" Deidara shouted and pushed Itachi off him.

"Hm, I love you too." Itachi laughed. The Uchiha left the kitchen.

"Bastard, un." Deidara growled and returned to the stove.

"Hey, I've been wondering." Toumoku said as he sat down at the table.

"What, un?" Deidara asked without turning his head.

"What's it like with you and Itachi?"

There was a loud clatter as the pot Deidara was using hit the floor, and the blond flinched.

"Ahem, un." Deidara cleared his throat and picked up the pot. "Well, Itachi is....what the word I'm looking for? Sweet? He sure isn't rough like Sasori-danna was."

"Did I hear my name?" A shimmered red head poked in from through the wall.

"Whaaa!! Stop doing that, un!" Deidara shouted.

"Well, excuse me. You said my name, so here I am." Sasori scoffed.

"Well, Toumoku. Sasori-danna was more into bondage while Itachi is just a sex addict, un." Deidara sighed.

"What was Sasori like?" Toumoku asked out of sheer curiosity.

"Sasori-danna was pretty hardcore, not to mention he used that coil for some pretty kinky things, un." Deidara answered.

"Are you actually telling him about the first time we had sex!?" Sasori demanded. His shimmering form passing through Deidara's as he flew through the air. "God damn this incorporeal body!"

"And the first time he was inside of me it felt so good I just screamed 'Danna, go faster, faster! Un!' Those were some of the good years, then that pink haired bitch came along, un. But then came Itachi, un! Apparently Kisame wasn't good enough, but who cares, un?! His loss my gain, oh my god, Uchihas are such sexy monsters--I shouldn't be talking about this should I, un?" Deidara cut himself off from saying any more and put a hand to his mouth.

"You forgot to mention that one time I used my stomach coil to fuck your ass up so hard you couldn't--" Sasori started.

"Danna, no, no, no, no, UN!!!" Deidara shouted.

Toumoku's pants were becoming uncomfortably tight. The conversation was very arousing, he'd have to find Suigetsu soon enough. Or at least find a quiet, empty room he hoped no one would enter for a while.

He heard Deidara groan and look up.

Deidara covered his groin with his apron and bit his lip.

"Kisame, can you cook, thank you, un. ITACHI, un!!!!" Deidara shouted.

Said shark just stared as the blond ran out of the room.

"I, uh...I'm not hungry." Toumoku said as he ran after Deidara.

"Ha, I'm gonna go watch Deidara masturbate now!" Sasori laughed and flew after the blond.

"...ew." Kisame said as he blinked.

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Dear Journal,

I now know why Deidara avoids talking about Sasori, apparently the two had a very kinky relationship when he was alive. Tonight's entry is short, my pen is running out of ink and I need to bug Kakuzu for some money. Which usually takes hours.

Toumoku shut his journal and slumped back in his chair.

"Well, my boy. Are you ready for tonight?" Suigetsu purred.

"Suigetsu, I wanna be on top this time!" Toumoku whined.

"Ok, you can be on top." Suigetsu laughed.

"You mean I finally get to be seme!?"

"Whoa, whoa, I never said that!"

"...."