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WARNING: will be shounen-ai/yaoi in later chapters
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"Deidara! Get your ass up! What's the point of even having a scholarship if you never go to college?!"
"Nn, Sasori-danna, 5 more minutes, un." The blond grumbled, nestling into his pillow.
"You said that 20 minutes ago, now up, brat!" The red head shouted.
"Fine, un. I'm up." Deidara sighed. He sat up and ruffled his hair, getting rid of any unwanted knots or tangles.
"If you don't get dressed in 3 minutes I'm going to shove your ass out the door in your boxers or whatever you're wearing at that moment!" Sasori yelled.
Deidara yawned and swung his legs out of bed.
"I'm up, I'm up, un." Deidara yawned.
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"Is that what you're wearing to school!?" Sasori demanded as he looked at Deidara's knee high pants and crop top that showed off his toned stomach.
"Who said I was going to school, un!?" Deidara laughed as he headed for the door.
"I don't want you in East District again." Sasori growled as he blocked the blond.
"Bye, Danna." Deidara chuckled as he pushed passed Sasori.
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Itachi sighed and laid back against his seat, his fingers making intricate patterns in the leather.
His phone rang and the Uchiha picked it up.
"Yes, dad?" Itachi answered.
"Itachi, go to East District and pick up a package for me. The last warehouse on your left. And see if you can find a girl while you're at it, you need to get a life." And with that, Fugaku hung up.
Itachi closed his phone and sighed.
"I don't need some half-assed whore running my life." The Uchiha growled. He put his car into gear and started driving.
Itachi drove all the way to East District, or Red Light District as some called it since most of the prostitutes and drug dealers hung out there. He parked about 5 blocks away from where you were "officially" in East District, he would walk the rest of the way.
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Itachi sighed as he walked. They didn't call this place Red Light District for nothing.
"Hey, Uchiha. Got some time?"
Itachi turned his head to find a blond leaning against a wall, he had his hair tied up in a high pony tail, a quarter of it hanging over the left side of his face, the rest reaching down to his waist, he was wearing a crop top that showed off a wonderfully toned stomach and some pants that came up to his knees.
Itachi narrowed his eyes and let out a guttural snarl, "Even if I did, I wouldn't waste it with you, Deidara."
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"Deidara! Get your ass up! What's the point of even having a scholarship if you never go to college?!"
"Nn, Sasori-danna, 5 more minutes, un." The blond grumbled, nestling into his pillow.
"You said that 20 minutes ago, now up, brat!" The red head shouted.
"Fine, un. I'm up." Deidara sighed. He sat up and ruffled his hair, getting rid of any unwanted knots or tangles.
"If you don't get dressed in 3 minutes I'm going to shove your ass out the door in your boxers or whatever you're wearing at that moment!" Sasori yelled.
Deidara yawned and swung his legs out of bed.
"I'm up, I'm up, un." Deidara yawned.
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"Is that what you're wearing to school!?" Sasori demanded as he looked at Deidara's knee high pants and crop top that showed off his toned stomach.
"Who said I was going to school, un!?" Deidara laughed as he headed for the door.
"I don't want you in East District again." Sasori growled as he blocked the blond.
"Bye, Danna." Deidara chuckled as he pushed passed Sasori.
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Itachi sighed and laid back against his seat, his fingers making intricate patterns in the leather.
His phone rang and the Uchiha picked it up.
"Yes, dad?" Itachi answered.
"Itachi, go to East District and pick up a package for me. The last warehouse on your left. And see if you can find a girl while you're at it, you need to get a life." And with that, Fugaku hung up.
Itachi closed his phone and sighed.
"I don't need some half-assed whore running my life." The Uchiha growled. He put his car into gear and started driving.
Itachi drove all the way to East District, or Red Light District as some called it since most of the prostitutes and drug dealers hung out there. He parked about 5 blocks away from where you were "officially" in East District, he would walk the rest of the way.
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Itachi sighed as he walked. They didn't call this place Red Light District for nothing.
"Hey, Uchiha. Got some time?"
Itachi turned his head to find a blond leaning against a wall, he had his hair tied up in a high pony tail, a quarter of it hanging over the left side of his face, the rest reaching down to his waist, he was wearing a crop top that showed off a wonderfully toned stomach and some pants that came up to his knees.
Itachi narrowed his eyes and let out a guttural snarl, "Even if I did, I wouldn't waste it with you, Deidara."
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BAND OF UKES part 4
Whats the plan now, un? Deidara asked.
Its simple enough, Itachi assured the other two men. If we stay in the nearby countries, our fighting styles and presences would quickly draw the attention of any and all shinobi here. However, to the east are lands still at war. If we fled their, we could hide in plain sight and never be noticed.
That actually might work, Hidan admitted.
The problem, Itachi went on, is trying to get across several hundred miles of ninja infested lands with no connections, no shelter, and virtually no supplies.
Tch, wonderful,
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BAND OF UKES part 5
Taki was a normal village lad. Today, on a bright and sunny day like countless others before, he was walking down a forest path, enjoying the scenery around him as he made his way back to the small town he hailed from.
Unbeknown to him, three former Akatsuki members were hiding not even ten feet from him in the surrounding foliage, and plotting his murder.
"Let's just blow him up, un," Deidara suggested.
"If we blow him up, we lose the money," Itachi argued.
"This is supposed to be a robbery, not murder, dumbass," Hidan added. "I say we jump him, take the money, and-"
"What, sacrifice him, un?" the blonde finished, eyes narrowed at the J
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BAND OF UKES part 3
Tobi slowly blinked his eyes open. He groaned as he sat up; damn, everything hurt!
He looked around, and realized that he was lying at the foot of a mountain, surrounded by trees and boulders. Urgh, what happened
where am I? Tobi blinked eyes a few times. Actually
who am I?
As the boy sat there, trying to recall something, anything about his past, a dozen furry bundles moved closer to him, chattering excitedly.
Tobi looked towards the noise, and realized that he was surrounded by squirrels.
For a time, all he could do was stare at the furry creatures, who stared right back at him. After a time, one of the
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plot twister you'll find out whether Dei's a prostitute or not in the next chapter.
my new ItaDei that I got an idea from a SasoDei, weird but yeah. It is NOT the same story line. Yeah I'll write more a little later.
characters (C) Kishimoto-danna
my new ItaDei that I got an idea from a SasoDei, weird but yeah. It is NOT the same story line. Yeah I'll write more a little later.
characters (C) Kishimoto-danna
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